I think I heard Taco Bell was taking the cheesy gordita crunch off the menu.

It was going to be replaced by the volcano crunchy gordita cheese.

You joke, but my orders are mostly chalupas and quesadillas, and this has neither.

Also wtf is a lava taco?

> Also wtf is a lava taco

Taco Bell's cheesy name for "spicy" -- although if one truly enjoys actual spicy these are just mild as far as "spice" goes. Runs more along the line of "they tried to add some pepper flavor, but forgot to add any heat".